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Our 24 hour Virtual Salesman Dr. Wally Bot You Can Talk to DR WALLY LIVE

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The Bio Bots are coming!

Born by  bizzare biometric scientists, in a land far away.....
 
Small  brazen Biobots with Artificial Intelligence.
With Built in Infrared- Obsticle Avoidance Systems.
They have Built in Cordless Phones.
And friendly and programable MP-3 Players.
They March to their own tune, or program their paths,
or you can program their minds.
With a remote control, to retrieve them at will.
Can transport your stuff, or bring you the phone. 
Entertain or Educate your Child.
Delivers your School Lectures or Listen to your  tunes.
Biobots Have social skills and mix and mingle.
Interactive with your child or with the others of their own kind. 
 
*CanUpdate  New Content -Available with the included  USB PC *Bioport Access!
 
To Download and Download and Download!
 
Suggested Applications Are Illustrated
 
DOWNLOAD at HIGH Speed, new tunes, new ringtones from our website for only a buck a ringtone!
Get 3 for only 1.99 USD.
 
Download your new tunes, only a buck a piece! 
 
DOWNLOAD, Download, DOWNLOAD.  Internet Service Providers love you to download- especially at high Speed!!!
 
Your Promotions
 
You can even download the latest upcoming motion picture audio preview, excerpts from Will Smith, Star of the upcoming new Bot Movie, I, Robot, as well.   Coming to a movie theatre near you! Or Download the latest cracked DVD release from your favorite Hack Site! But remember, you can see it faster, using HIGH Speed Satellite Lite laser service, all pirated by the built in, and easisly downloadable firmware update to Cobo, Ver2001spaceoddysye.special edition. Video CrackWare HIGHSPEED. Only 29.00 . Easily downloadable off our botware site.
 
But beware, Cobo biobots bear bot behavioural inbreeding and social maladjustments  all developed and downloadable by our own mad biometric behavioral scientist, our dear and beloved,
DR. WALLY BOT ! 
Click on the Button.
Meet Wally Live and In Person!
Technology Exclusively from the Distributors of Biobots!

Bio Bots are arriving at a local ISP soon.  Call Roogers, Call Symiplyincompatico. Call Tellusaboutit. Call Lookseehere. Tell them u have the need to download quickly .  Tell them u want to watch your biobot over the internet. Tell them u want a Cobo Communicator. Tell them you want to sign up for their service because of Cobo's new Communicator. Call Them NOW!  Use our Free Voice over IP utility, even if you don't have a phone!
 
With Cobo you can Download your favourite Songs from the Internet. Cobo Plays them for you as he walks around. 
Cobo is an AD Bot.   Check out the following example"Welcome to Cansumers Sir, May I offer you some information on our fine line of windows and doors?"  Bio Bots Premium, carries your advertizing message to the public in a cute and show stopping manner.   Pick up the included 2.4 gigahertz telephone, and talk to your client remotely, and amaze or confuse them at will.   Properly programmed at additional cost, The Cobo Biobot Premium can even be trained to bring the lead back to you, from your competitors trade show booth, after you commanded the competition's customer to fill in your Lead Generation Form,  because Cobo is so cute!   Cobo has built in collission avoidence, to sneak back though crowd and the hostile trade show reps. Suitable to use in your own display environment, his superior downloadable pattern enhancer allows Cobo to be used in your own display, so he won't break any windows or doors in your fine mall or trade show display.  Cobo even connects to your PC and you can program the little sucker to say whatever you want him to say to the little darling children you have captivated with this insidious method of advertizing. 
Standard and built in are transformable heads.   Screw them off, and amaze your friends as his head drops off and rolls down the aisle.  Watch a Live Feed of some fat lady as she steps on it. Optionally available for trade show work is our Wireless and Covert "Competitor Cam" Check out your compition Live and in Real Time. Requires CDMA card, available from our Wireless Solutions Partners website: G-I-WONT-TEL.COM.
 
And now, live, from our not so virtuous salesman, is Dr Wally Bot, that Smooth talking guy, Web broadcasting direct from Calgary Alberta, home of Rattlesnake Oil, and the Robotic Evil Salesman!
 
Heeeeres ..Dr.WALLY BOT-
Live! Clik PlayButton Below!  
Let Wally shake you upsidedown for all your cash.
He's Smooth.He's Live.Charming.He's Real. 
The Ultimate E-commerce Solution! 
Powered Reality Solutions from SNA
Introducing Dr Wally Bot! 
Creator of Cobos Creative Concepts.....   by me, G.W.
 
 

Dr Wally Bot Live

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Press To Order Live!

The Cobo Communicator Camera is Robotic and Biometric as well. This amazing Robotic Camera will follow your new Cobo Biobots as they roam around your room, all automatically, and can follow Cobo's preset paths, or in Remote Control Mode. Use the Both the Communicators Camera and Cobo's Biobots Full Remote or Manual Controls, to drives your little sister insane. You don't even have to be in the same room.  Watch surepticiously the action over the Internet from your dad's computer downstairs, and control your new Cobo while you torment your sister safely, while your not even there. The Perfect Alibi you've all been looking for! Avoid being blamed! Records all the Video Action, to your computers local hard drive. You can watch or show your friends instantly how Cobo's cute lttle nervous disorder you just downloaded affects it's interactions with the other Biobots! All From your friends  house. You can even Check on your  new Cobo,  while your away at School! Your Teachers will love your new found interest in Applied Siences and Computer Programming. Now you can have a Real excuse to cut classes, when you want, or the need arises.

Don't Fake that Note!
Now you can show your teacher your excuse, Live and in colour. Let her see  how Cobo started a fire in his circuits, because you used a cracked and pirated version of our MP-3 software. Using the included Image Viewer Software, show all your friends replays  of what happened, all because you wouldn't pay us and our partners at Sooney Music, a buck for that latest MP-3 tune. Move and control the camera from a safe distance, all from your buddies house, and record and view the firemen breaking down the front door to your parent's home. Record and Save that precious Firemans Video, remotely on your friends computer, and then later share your days events with your Grandparents.  Cobo Communicator comes with peer to peer Video Conference software so you and your friends can dream up that ultimate excuse! You can even set your Cobo Communicator to automotion tracking mode.  Alerts you to places your parents have already looked for you, so you can hide out safely there.
The Cobo Communicator Camera, the ultimate companion for the Biobot enthusiest! A Bargain at any price!  Available at the following dealers, our website, and the following Internet Providers.   Camera Communicator and Cobo works best on High Speed!

The Cobo Biobot Bundle..

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For A Live Demo.Click Here.

The BioBot Bundle... A Special Offer From Roogers High Speed!
Now you can buy Cobo for only 69.99 with your high speed new order!
Get the Cobo Communicator Camera Combo! Get Cobo and the Robotic Comunicator for only $149.00.  Double the Fun!
A regular $269.. value , but when you sign up for
our high speed downloads service........... 
Have your new Cobo videospeak to his biobot buddies, exchange Pictures and Video and Files.
Send your homework cheatsheets, or the latest multiple personality disorder you just downloaded ....to your friends, family or truant officer.  

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